I can’t even begin to describe the wrong that is this tattoo.   There’s like 8 different cultures going on in this picture.  But let’s explore a few.

First off that mustache is something right out of Gangs of New York.  So I suppose this guy is going for the really really old school gangster look?  Maybe?  Possibly?  That hat kind of fits in right?

OK, but then the nose ring.  Not sure they had those back then.

And then you have the “gangsta” look.  Yeah, where you add the “a.”  The more urban look because of the chain on the tattoo.  But then when you actually look at the tattoo it contains an eagle, a cassette tape, a camera, and a robotic Bart Simpson which to me conveys somewhat of a trucker kind of thing.

I’m literally out of breath at this point.

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It might be one of the most obvious Easter Eggs of all time that no one really got initially. Majora’s Mask might be an incredibly complex game, but the mask selection here should have been a pretty obvious homage to another classic Nintendo title. This video spells it out for you just in case you still don’t get it.

To be fair, I really did think the first one was Pikachu rather than Fox. The Slippy one though? Come ON. There’s nothing else it could be.

Speaking of which, why the hell haven’t we gotten a Starfox Wii game yet? Oh because the Wii sucks, and is too busy making games you play with your ass, that’s why.

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I couldn’t quite believe my eyes when I first saw this video today. A bunch of kids recreating Scarface for a school play subbing in “fudge” for “f*ck” and popcorn for cocaine? This was too good to be true. It’s a must watch, and will most definitely be the next viral video to sweep the country.

Buuuut yeah, it is too good to be true, and the whole thing was staged by director Marc Klasfeld, who has done music videos for Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert. The audience is made up of family, friends and extras, and the kids were found using a casting agency that specializes in finding kid versions of adult actors.

So sure, it’s all fake, but that only makes it slightly less awesome. Check it out above and hopefully some progressive school will make it a reality someday. Kids gotta grow up some time right?

It’s true, most of the time Acapella is lame. It’s associate with dorky groups of guys in high school and college who all harmonize and sing versions of songs that usually make them worse.

However, sometimes Acapella can be fun to listen to, like when they’re singing the theme songs to your favorite shows or video games. I overlooked the nerdiness and assembled the best videos into this post which you can see and listen to below. Enjoy.

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All Mitch fans out there should get this, all others really need to discover his genius.

I had the high honor of seeing one of Mitch’s last stand-up shows before he died five years ago yesterday. I remember it so well. My roommate shouted “I love you Mitch!” during his set to which he calmly replied, “Come to my hotel later.”

I might do a larger Mitch post some time soon, but until then, watch this classic video to go along with the above artistic memorial:

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Add How to Train Your Dragon to the list of animated films that are just as enjoyable for adults as they are for children.  In fact, today’s animated films are far less likely to disappoint than live action ones, especially when it comes to DreamWorks or Pixar productions.  I had reasonably high expectations for How to Train Your Dragon, the movie based on the 2003 children’s novel of the same name.  I was not only not disappointed, but I enjoyed the movie’s thoughtful story and dazzling visuals so much that I am considering seeing it again.  Keep reading for the full review; some minor spoilers ahead.

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If there’s one thing we like here at Unreality it’s putting movie characters out of context.  For example if you see pictures of a photoshopped Indiana Jones hanging out at a baseball game it’s pretty funny.

And off all the characters it’s funny to see out of context, Chewbacca has to rank very high on the list.  Only the pictures I’ve found are not photoshopped.

These are real pictures of Chewie in situations outside of Star Wars

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When thinking about Edward Norton I wanted to be clear in explaining who I think he is as a dominant figure in Hollywood.  But the folks at Filmreference put it best.

Edward Norton is that extreme rarity among modern actors: someone whoactually seems more interested in becoming an actor than becoming a star—though he seems destined for both. Having received two Academy Award nominations in his first six film roles, Norton has reason to believe that stardom can actually detract from an actor’s ability to act, since the more the audience knows about an actor, the harder it is for them to suspend their disbelief.

While Norton is erring on the side of blockbusters lately he’s still the man.  Every actor does films for money so I can’t blame Norton for doing The Incredible Hulk and now The Avengers.  The bottom line is that he’s a phenomenal actor who ranks up there with the DiCaprio’s of the world.

And in his honor I decided to come up with his six best movie roles

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There are plenty of shows that rely on actors being spontaneous.  Directors feel that sometimes when an actor can ad lib it creates a more realistic scene.

Once in a while, despite the fact that it’s scripted, a movie can get an unexpected line or two from actors.  It could be a spur of the moment type thing or the actor may have been planning it all along.

But you’d be surprised that some of Hollywood’s most famous lines were not even written…

Check out five classic movie moments that weren’t in the script

Click on the photo to learn about Sarah Palin and TLC

TLC, the channel formerly dedicated to learning but made over to focus on reality fare like “Jon and Kate Plus 8,” “19 Kids and Counting,” “Little People, Big World,” “Cake Boss,” “Ultimate Cake Boss,” “Midget Cakes,” and “Grotesquely Deformed Children,” has landed the much-ballyhooed Sarah Palin reality series, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska.”

Let’s focus on other stuff at Unreality’s Facebook Page

The Countdown

Twice-translated tales of the superfriends – [Cracked]

The lesser known exploits of the debonair Sulu – [UGO]

GameCrush: $40/hr to buy a girl to game with you – [Double Kill]

How smart is your right foot? – [Brobible]

A discussion on MacGruber’s “Boner Ghost” – [Filmdrunk]

The best theme songs for currently aired TV shows – [Pajiba]

Seven sure fire ways to spot an ex Frat Boy – [Guyism]

25 Pictures of babies with laser eyes – [Holytaco]

Seven new Facebook pages that shouldn’t exist – [Collegehumor]

The Ginger kid responds to “South Park” – [Screenjunkies]

Who is the dead guy on Chatroulette? – [Attuworld]

You can’t mess with how awesome this Japanese festival is – [Funtasticus]

The sexiest French singer on the planet not as hot – [DJ Mick]

The cutest Lamb bouncing on a bed video – [Linkiest]

Videos to prove Bruce Lee is the greatest ever – [Cavemancircus]

Justin Bieber’s uncensored freestyle – [Heavy]