Rant Time: The Tyranny of Overlong Credits!
You know what REALLY grinds my gears these days? You guessed it; that thing I put as the title of this article. I’ve been going to movies and playing video games for a good long…
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An Ode To Warrior-Poets
There’s something awe-inspiring about being able to pull off two things that shouldn’t go together. A few years ago, at a very upscale restaurant, I was feeling just crazy enough after a dinner of nettle…
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A Live Action Family Guy Intro
I’m pretty sure I haven’t watched a full episode of Family Guy since high school, but I saw enough then to have the theme song memorized completely. CineFix has decided to continue on a growing…
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Godzilla’s Rather Astonishing, Chilling New Trailer
While I know we have a weekly trailer wrap-up every Friday now from Lyle, I really couldn’t wait on this one, which really took me by surprise. It’s for the new Godzilla remake. The new,…
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An Interpretation of the Dawn of Pokemon
It appears in the decade or so I’ve been away from Pokemon, a lot has changed in the universe. There are now not only a billion Pokemon, but a solid couple dozen legendaries alone, and…
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“I Think I Broke It” – Ten Items That Turn Games Into Easy Mode
by Jarrod S. Lipshy Nintendo has been taking a lot of crap recently for pandering to unskilled gamers. Specifically, games like New Super Mario Bros. Wii and Donkey Kong Country Returns feature a mode called…
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Why Haven’t You Seen It: Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai
Every now and then, I will hit by the memory of a movie and it will act like a punch to my gut. I will be flooded with the feelings I got when I first…
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All of Calvin and Hobbes’ Nightmarish Snowman Adventures
Before I even knew what a “running joke” was, my favorite running joke from Calvin and Hobbes was Calvin’s fascination with building all sorts of horrifying snowmen once winter came around. Over the years, he…
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Oi! Here’s Some Punk Rock X-Men
Or is it “Oy!” One’s Jewish, one’s punk rock, not sure which. Artist Jame Zolk, aka Optic Blast, has come out with a new series of prints that show famous punk rock icons redesigned as…