The Complete Series of Mario Warfare (So Far)
YouTube just messaged me to let me know that Mario Warfare: Part 7 had just been uploaded by BeatDownBoogie, and my first thought was “holy shit, they’re up to part seven already?” I followed the…
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Peripheral Vision: Nintendo’s Famicom Disk System
In the tradition of my very first Unreality article that discussed the ill-fated SNES-CD, I am starting a new, irregular column. It will cover forgotten and obscure hardware, as well as other off-the-radar gaming goodies….
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Why You Haven’t Seen It: Clean, Shaven
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be schizophrenic? ɔıuǝɹɥdozıɥɔs ǝq oʇ. Ever wondered what it would be like to hear voices or see things that aren’t there? ¿ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʇ. Have you ever…
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A Different Look at Kill Bill
While I really do love Kill Bill, I think it might have been better if Tarantino found the ability to edit it into one long film, rather than two. Like, nowadays nobody wants to sit…
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Artist Paints Over Stills From Classic Disney Movies
Tyson Murphy, a character artist at Blizzard decided to use a bit of his free time to update a few frames from classic Disney movies. He took the original shot from the film, and digitally…
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Ah Yes, The Raid 2 is Out This Weekend
The original The Raid was one of the better action movies of the modern era, and was so good, Dredd decided to swipe literally its entire plotline. Whoops! Anyway, like any good martial arts film,…
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The Walking Disney
Someone has gone through and answered the age-old question. What would Disney characters look like if they were post-apocalyptic zombie fighters? The answer: Sexy. What? They’ve got to distract the zombies with their abs and…
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Unreal Movie Review: “300: Rise of an Empire”
300 remains one of my all time favorite guilty pleasures. It’s absolutely absurd, visually fantastic, and cemented Zack Snyder as a blockbuster director with a style all his own (for better or worse). In terms…
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Before the Flood: Six Great Religious Movies
The reviews for Noah are starting to come in, and it sounds pretty awesome. So much so that I’ve pretty much forgotten about that Cap movie the following week. If Aronofsky’s dream project even sorta…