Unreal Movie Review: Shutter Island
As it turns out, Martin Scorsese’s newest foray into horror, a genre he rarely visits, isn’t really a horror film at all. Horror films are scary, and more importantly, are at least suspenseful, and quite…
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The 9 Best Montages From 1980s Sports Movies
Much like Potter Stewart and pornography, when it comes to a montage, you know it when you see it. But if for some reason you don’t, I’ll let Trey Parker and Team America define it…
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Five Clips of Michael Caine in Really Crappy Roles
Let’s get something straight. We here are Unreality love Michael Caine. I personally think he’s an incredible actor and hope that he never retires. But Caine, like any other actor has to pay the bills. …
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10 Examples of When You Remove Their Weaknesses
I will begin this article with a quote and explanation about how this fun little game works…. You know who was a loving badass? The Tyrannosaurus Rex. But even he had his weakness, that weakness…
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10 Modern Warfare 2 Record Setting Special Ops Speed Runs
As much as I love Modern Warfare 2, I have to say, I kind of suck at Special Ops mode. Despite my prowess in multiplayer, I can’t even unlock the last set of challenges in…
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Unreal Movie Review: Valentine’s Day
Watching Valentine’s Day is like if someone took every romantic comedy you ever thought looked god-awful and smashed them all together into one two hour film. There’s Ashton Kutcher, the guy who’s proposing to his…
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The Darksiders Journal: Day 37
Read Journal # 2 HERE and Journal #1 HERE first. After a very substantial 20+ hours of gameplay, I’ve finally completed Darksiders. Sure, I probably could have blazed through the game in two or…
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Obscure Movie Characters We Like: Spaulding Smails From Caddyshack
Talk about one of the best one hit wonder characters of any comedy movie, Spaulding Smails encompasses it all. He is the snotty little brat grandson of Judge Smails and put simply is a royal…
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Lost Review: “The Substitute”
Because it seems we can’t have a season of Lost anymore without splitting the cast in half like its Heroes, this week we focused on the survivors on the other half of the island, away…