When we left off last week, Bill Compton had managed to heal himself by feeding on an old woman, only to later find himself surrounded by ferocious werewolves. Tara continued her downward spiral despite Lafayette’s…
I’m leaving to go on a family trip in about a month. And whenever I know a flight is coming up I can’t help to think of a plane crash. I know, it’s horrible…
Pixar is perhaps the greatest mystery in all of Hollywood. The consistent quality of each and every film they release is like nothing the industry has ever seen. You could say something similar about someone…
Thanks to reader Ryan’s suggestion, I’ve changed the title of this column from “The Unreality Comic Bin” to “The Unreal Stash.” I think it sounds a lot better. I recently picked up The Authority: The…
It’s easy to get swept up in the tidal wave of scorn that hurls toward any remake, but one of a beloved ‘80s show? You’re treading extra dangerous water there. But as it turns out,…
(click to enlarge) Have fun spending the next twenty minutes staring at this piece of work, which has nearly everyone who has EVER been in Futurama remade as someone in the X-Men universe. I can…
With exactly 101 acting credits to his name, Joe Flaherty deserves a spot in this column. After all, I was watching Happy Gilmore the other day so I realized that the “ya jackass” guy had…
Nearly every single time I go to the theaters these days I’m skeptical. I would say around 10 years ago I was always pumped to go see a new movie but today? Today I feel…
When it was announced that The Karate Kid was being remade, everyone moaned. “Unnecessary!” When it was announced that Jackie Chan would be the new Mr. Miyagi, everyone rolled their eyes. “Too obvious!” When it…