It’s the Army of Darkness, Charlie Brown
The Evil Dead remake comes out this week, and depending on how well it does, we may eventually see an Army of Darkness remake to go along with it, even though Ash is a girl…
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Actually, Rise of the Guardians Should Have Won the Oscar
Sharp-eyed readers might have noticed the disclaimer in my last article. While I was busy making my case that Brave deserved the Oscar statue over Wreck-It Ralph, I had to confess the whole debate was…
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Overwhelming Evidence that The Walking Dead is Really Toy Story
I’ve had my fair share of conspiracy theories this past week with the release of BioShock Infinite, the ending of which I’m still trying to sort out in my head. But here’s one that’s a…
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Catch Up on All Six Star Wars Movies at Once
I’m going to file this under “extremely stupid uses of technology,” but it’s pretty entertaining nonetheless. In case you’ve been living under a rock and have managed to miss the last six Star Wars movies…
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The Great 80’s: When the Coming-of-Age Film Finally Came of Age
In the world of Hollywood, it used to be that growing up only meant becoming a functional member of society. Consider George Lucas’s American Graffiti (1973, Universal Pictures), the simple story of reckless high schoolers…
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6 Movies That Were Made Better By Awesome Pets
W.C. Fields was totally right when he said never to work with children or animals. If you do, you run the risk of being completely overshadowed by their innocent charisma. Kids and pets will always…
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Star Wars: Revenge of the Old People
I kid, I kid, I have nothing but respect for the original Star Wars actors, no matter how ancient they are now. This poster is a concept from Adam Schickling which features the original cast…
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Well, I’m Pretty Sure the New Wolverine Movie is Going to Suck
I remember a golden time when Darren Aronofsky was on board to direct The Wolverine. It would reunite him with Hugh Jackman, and we would surely get a movie with substance and style rather than…
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Seven Subtly Disturbing Things about the “Despicable Me” Universe
While perusing the internet last week, I came across the latest trailer for Despicable Me 2. Which reminded me how much I liked the first movie—a charmingly hilarious story about a supervillain whose heart is…