Love is a Battlefield: Five “Romance” Movies For The Broken and Jaded
Love is not easy. Love is not simple. Love is not long walks on the beach and deep, soul kissing in the rain. Though that may be an aspect of love, it is a minor…
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Why Have’t You Seen It: Red
First of all, and most importantly, this is NOT the movie about the old people who are assassins. No, that movie got enough attention. This is a movie from 2008 based on a Jack Ketchum…
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Six Movies That Pull “The Old Schizophrenic Switcharoo” Move On Us
You do know about the old schizophrenic switcharoo move, right? Well, pull up a soapbox, my friends, and I’ll give you the long and the short. The old schizophrenic switcharoo is when a film, upon…
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Why Haven’t You Seen It: Terry Gilliam’s Tideland
You know what I love? Escapist stories. Tales like Oz and Wonderland. Stories where children need to escape to lands they created in their own minds to cope with what is going on around (and…
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Five Undeniably Stellar Superhero Games From This Generation
My love for comics is deeply rooted, and my love for video games is well established, so you can only imagine the size of my smile when the two merge and make beautiful music together….
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Why Haven’t You Seen It: Silver Tongues
People with silver tongues are often some of the most dangerous people in the world. Why? They can get you to do things you would never consider. They can twist you all up using little…
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Movieception: Six Seemingly Awesome Fake Movies That Exist Within Real Films
Why do so many great movies tease us of EVEN GREATER movies within them? And not just that, but greater movies will not EVER see? It is like dating someone, and while they are having…
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Why Haven’t You Seen It: This Must Be The Place
About a year and a half ago, I saw a picture of Sean Penn, taking from the set of this movie, with his giant, jet-black, blow dried, eighties-glam-metal-hair, and I knew, I just KNEW, this…
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Six Brutally Violent Scenes From Gaming (With Video)
In case you can’t tell from some of my stuff in the last week, like this, and this, I have been in a pretty dark space lately. But unlike most, I don’t grab the longest…