Alternative One Sentence Summaries of The 10 Most Lucrative Movie Franchises

In this new day and age people’s attention spans are nearly as bad as toddlers.  As me move from product to product, movie to movie, and event to event, we barely have enough time to focus on one thing for too long.

This is why things like Twitter and Facebook are so popular.  You write a sentence and you’re good to go.  You pop something on someone’s wall and you’re good to go.  God forbid you write an actual email to someone anymore.  Or even worse, make a phone call to say “hi.”

But if we can’t control it we have to run with it.  So why not do this in more walks of life? How about movie reviews? I think one sentence should suffice when summarizing a movie.

I’ve attempted my own one sentence descriptions of some popular movie franchises.  Hope you enjoy

Indiana Jones

Really cool hats and whips enable you to fight off all kinds of bad dudes.

Rocky

If you’re a dumb Italian from Philly you’ll lose all your money but at least you’ll be tough

Star Wars

The force makes men fall in love with their sisters and confuses basically every person in space.
Star Trek

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

James Bond

Da da da da da da, da da da da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa!  (I got the number of da’s right)

Jaws

Huge Shark + John Williams Composition = Millions of Dollars
Lord of the Rings

People named Frodo are really whiny sounding.
The Exorcist

Green puke makes movies famous
Batman

Kevlar is the coolest material ever

Jurassic Park

Exactly how many dinosaur islands are there?