15 Reasons You Should Never Take Pictures with an iPad
Because You’re at the Pound with a Sweet Mullet hawk

Because You’re Moshing

Because You’re in the Desert

Because Sunsets Are Already Beautiful

Because Disneyland Fireworks are Enough

Because the Last Space Shuttle is Taking Off

Because Everyone Else Uses Them

Because You’re a Child


Are you saying that chick with the big tits is sexy? It looks Luke her makeup shotgun is set on whore.
I love that Sam’s comment appears to have an autocorrect fail in it.
And you’re right, that is a SWEET mullet-hawk.
@Bert
No, I actually meant for that comment to be directed at my buddy, Luke. There is admittedly a grammatical screw up, it should say “Look Luke, her makeup shotgun is set on whore.”
These aren’t reasons as much as they are locations.
Imagine making phone calls xD
How about:
1. because it has an utterly rubbish camera
2. because it functions abysmally when trying to use it as a camera
3. because you will look like a fool if you try to use it as a camera