Sonic Jokes that Make Me Want to Die

Someone sent me this image that must have been on the back of an issue of GamePro in like 1996. It’s a collection of Sonic the Hedgehog themed jokes that are quite possibly the worst attempts at humor I’ve ever seen, video game themed or otherwise. Here’s an example:

“What do you call a hedgehog covered in vinegar?”

“Prickle”

And that’s probably one of the better ones. I couldn’t even make it through the entire Badnik conversation.


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