Master Chief and Cortana: The Later Years

Hey, when you’re floating around a spaceship for years and there’s nothing to eat by frozen twinkies, you’re probably going to put on a few, OK?

Master Chef Chief might have the funnier outfit of the two, but at least he gets to wear a mask. Props to Cortana who had the balls (figuratively) to slide herself into some spandex for all the world to see. But seriously, Master Chief needs to add about a dozen more armor plates to cover up those newfound gaps.

How many readers are going to Comic-Con this year? I’m curious.


  1. Andy June 4, 2012
  2. Frank E. June 5, 2012
  3. Wite Boy June 6, 2012

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