Holy Crap: How to “Win” Mass Effect 2

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Hey, finally an image on Unreality where if you click it, you can pretend to your boss like you’re working on some flowchart. But in reality, what you’re really doing is finding out the best way to beat Mass Effect 2.

The final mission in the game has danger at every turn, and unless you do absolutely everything perfectly, you can lose a large chunk of your crew. I was pointed to this chart by a reader yesterday when I wondered how to get a 100% survival rate in the game, as I lost not only Jacob, but my entire Normandy crew since I waited too long to go into the relay. I really didn’t like that last plot twist, because on your first playthrough, you don’t know that’s what’s going to happen, and every game ever the tradition is to complete all side-missions before you head to the final level because you don’t know if you can do them when you come back.

But yeah, follow this handy guide, and you can save absolutely everyone if you want your Shepard to be flawless. Mine? I’ll let him live with a few f*** ups on his conscience.


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