This is Decidedly Less Cute Than it Used to Be

Yeesh, we’ve come a long way from Full House haven’t we?

I remember the days when the Olsen Twins were the pinnacle of adorableness, but now they’ve evolved into some sort of homeless, Cruella DeVille clones. Meanwhile, Saget was the nicest TV dad of all time, but that was before we knew him as the comedian with the most over-the-top crude stand-up of all time. Last show I saw of his he was cracking jokes about banging Kimmy Gibbler. Awww come on man.

In any case, this picture terrifies me in many ways, and I’m going to make a charitable contribution to buy a tanning bed for these girls, and for someone to slap that creepy smile off of Saget’s face.