‘The Hole’ Poster Will Suck You In, or Just Suck

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Sure you might not recognize any of the cast, but it’s Joe Dante! He did Gremlins! Twenty-five years ago! Now he’s back with a 3D movie which sounds like a gay porno, but is decidedly not. It’s about a family who moves into a new place only to find a bottomless pit in their basement.

What happens next? Do stop-motion animated creatures start popping out of it? Probably, but I hope it’s just something simple like it connects to China and saves the family a ton of money on airfare.

That is most definitely the most prominent use of drop shadow I’ve ever seen in a movie poster.

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