Wait, oh, yes, actually that is a watermelon. Who’s up for a space picnic?
That’s No Watermelon…
12 years ago
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Paul
I think I'm a part of the first generation of journalists to skip print media entirely, and I've learned a lot these last few years at Forbes. My work has appeared on TVOvermind, IGN, and most importantly, a segment on The Colbert Report at one point.
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Of course, to slice it you need to shoot a proton torpedo down a two meter wide thermal shaft.
https://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/04/09/deathstar-watermelon/
Whoops, I should read our site more.
that is awesome