Thanks Grandma…

Because Texas Instruments is just so square man, X-Cool has come out with this new calculator shaped like an Xbox controller. You’ll be the coolest kid in second grade, but once you hit third, it’s the kind of thing that’s going to get your ass beat during recess.

The official title is “COOL GAMER CALCULATOR” and you can pick one up for $14 at Makes a great gift for any child you absolutely hate.

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  1. “this new controller shaped like an Xbox controller”

    I think that’s supposed to be “this new CALCULATOR shaped like an Xbox controller”, yes? No editor over there?

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