Badass Picture of the Week: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System Works


A post for Always Sunny fans only, this picture shows the patented D.E.N.N.I.S. system in action, which has allowed Dennis to get in good with both The Waitress and Christina Hendricks, aka. Joan Holloway from Mad Men, aka Saffron from Firefly, aka the hottest woman on television today.

For those of you who need a refresher course on how the system can work this well for you:

D: Demonstrate value
E: Engage physically
N: Nurture dependence
N: Neglect emotionally
I: Inspire hope
S: Separate entirely

But once you land Christina Hendricks, there is no earthly reason for the last step.


  1. Madison December 9, 2009
  2. Shocker December 9, 2009
  3. PissBoy December 10, 2009
  4. sal December 10, 2009
  5. uh huh December 11, 2009
  6. Date the District January 6, 2010
  7. Look Inferior March 11, 2012

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