Perhaps the Most Disturbingly Awesome Cosplay Photo I’ve Ever Seen

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Ohhh, I get it. It’s some sort of anti-child obesity statement, right? C-is-for-Cookie and all that? Lord knows it worked on me. I still eat Chewie Chips Ahoy for lunch every day. Damn you Cookie Monster!

But no, in all likelihood, it’s just some uber-creative chickĀ  with a penchant for being terrifying and scaring any nearby children. Also not how the head kind of matches up to the body of the guy behind it.

Let’s be real, if there was every a Sesame Street character to kill, it would be Grover, who has been thoroughly useless for the better part of thirty years now. Why kill the guy who gives out free cookies?

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14 Comments

  1. I say Elmo for sure, with his high pitched voice and creepy-ass “Tickle me” dolls.

    Grover was at least a positive influence on children, as was cookie monster, who doesn’t want to be fat and happy?

  2. Bert, Big Bird, Telly, and Mr. Snuffleufagus. All on a kebab.

    Grover is blue and very cool… it’s that hyper little red bastard Elmo people are thinking of.

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