Unreal Movie Review: Brothers
Brothers is not what you’re expecting. The trailers paint it as a revenge flick, with a soldier returning home to find his wife in bed with his brother. This leads to lots of screaming crying…
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I Want to Party on The Jersey Shore
For hilarity’s sake, it seemed too good to be true. After the huge buzz surrounding Tommy from MTV’s True Life, we finally got a reality show about eight guidos/guidettes living in a house together. “Jersey…
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A Collection of Horrible Prequel Ideas
Sometimes when you watch a movie it’s easy to think to yourself “man this a load of crap, that would never happen.” But then you realize that’s exactly why you’re watching a movie. At the…
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Unreal (Online) Game Review: Bloons Tower Defense 4
Some days, I stop and look around at what I do for a living, and go “really?” Today was one of those days, when I realized I got to sit down and write a review…
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The Bayonetta Demo is Quite Impressive
On January 5, the day Bayonetta is released, I’m going to take the day off from work to get wasted and play it all day long. Such are the guilty pleasures of a 31-year-old attorney. …
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10 Funny Social Networking Motivational Posters
Let’s face it, if you could be a social networking mogul you’d do it in a heartbeat. To be the founder of a Facebook or Myspace would clearly be a dream come true. But with…
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Unreal TV Review: Nip/Tuck’s “Lola Wlodkowski”
I can’t believe that I’ve only gotten around to watching Nip/Tuck for the last 3 weeks. I apologize to the readers for not being able to speak bluntly about the last 87 episodes but better…
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Unreal Movie Review: Precious
How exactly do you go about reviewing a movie about a poor overweight black girl, abused by her mother and pregnant with her second child, by her father? Is it even possible to criticize it…
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Unreal Movie Review: The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Somehow lost in all the hype over Spike Jonze’s Where the Wild Things Are was the other film based on a children’s book and directed by a hipster. That other film, of course, is Fantastic…