The Arrest Of the Year: Oompa Lifting

Oompa Loompa

You know something?  I agree with Mr. Loompa here.  You’re cooped up in that damn factory all day slinging chocolate and doing manual labor.  The least Mr. Wonka could do is let you wear some denim.

I mean being tiny, orange, and having green hair is enough.  But being subjected to clown shoes and one piece suspender suits is just unsanitary working conditions if you ask me.

And since Willy doesn’t pay these guys at all, how the hell else are they supposed to work in comfort?

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  1. What about that guy that got shot and killed by the cops on Wednesday robbing a bank as a leprachaun? He also happened to be the Santa Claus robber from the 22nd of December. lol

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