15 of the Most Badass Santas Around


It’s Christmas time, and therefore I think it’s time I started writing about it. Only two more days until I get Assassin’s Creed II get to spend time with my family, which I’m very much looking forward to.

This Christmas-y post is a gallery of pictures that are the most badass Santas I could find on the internet, and I think I’ve got some good ones. But as always, if you think you can do any better, shoot me an e-mail (paul@unrealitymag.com) and I’ll put up any extra awesome ones you find. Enjoy!

Showboating Santa Should Realize His Beard is Not an Airbag


Superhero Santa Should Leave the Skimpy Santa Outfits to Hot Girls


Biker Santa Should Have Found Some More Badass Reindeer


Darth Santa Finds Your Lack of Faith Disturbing


AK-47 Wielding Santa is a Political Message About Something or Other




Elf Santa is the DNA of Santa Mixed with the DNA of the Natives


Rapper Santa Has Different Kinds of Ho Ho Hos


Fightin’ Santa Wishes Baby Jesus Would Get Off His Ass and Help Him


Sunglasses Santa Realizes that the Sun Never Sets on Being a Badass


Zombie Santa Finds Himself Fresh Out of Elves


Soul Calibur Santa Needs More HP


Old School St. Nick Santa is Too Classy for Reindeer


Serial Killer Santa Should Have Stayed in Someone’s Imagination.


Santa the Hun Takes Your Presents and SMASHES THEM TO PIECES!


Mr. T Santa Doesn’t Want no Jibba-Jabber from you Nancy Reagan!


Send me your own!


  1. Cole December 24, 2009
  2. Hanitizer December 24, 2009
  3. Madison December 24, 2009
  4. Paul Tassi December 24, 2009
  5. ikke December 25, 2009
  6. Barking Bud December 27, 2009

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