What the hell Tom Hanks and Ron Howard? Can we stop pretending like you’re not wasting your time on these stupid Dan Brown novels? The DaVinci Code was awful, and not just because of Tom Hanks’ hair, and I think I speak for the entire country when I say we care even less about Angels and Demons.This whole series is like National Treasure minus humor plus Indiana Jones minus action. So what does that leave us? A lot of fabricated historical exposition and puzzle boxes.Angels and Demons is in theaters May 15th. Like I care.