The Saddest X-Men Costumes of All Time

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There was no band of superheroes I loved more than the X-Men growing up, and lord knows I owned at least two pairs of Wolverine pajamas. Unfortunately, there are some out there who never grew out of their “dressing-up-as-their-favorite-mutant” phase. It would be one thing if their costumes were cool, but it’s something very different if they’re an absolute disgrace to the character.

Here’s the squad I managed to assemble. They’re all pretty pathetic in one way or another, but you could throw them all in from of a video camera, tell them to do the Macarena, and it would still be better than X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Cyclops

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If Scott Summers was an anorexic Philippino kid.

Wolverine

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There are many sad things about this picture, the least of which being he doesn’t even have claws.

Juggernaut

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He’s the Juggernaut bitch, and you better bring him some waffle fries.

Mystique

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Sorry, we were going for “Mystique,” not “Smurf prostitute.”

Colossus

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Are you sure you’re on the right website?

Phoenix/Jean Grey

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Not the worst costume ever, but AHH CRAZY EYES!

Magneto

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Sadly, this Magneto only has the ability to control paper mache.

Nightcrawler

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When his career as a superhero didn’t workout, Nightcrawler decided to become a librarian.

Rogue

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I understand Rogue is southern, but is a mullet really necessary?
Jubilee

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Alright, let’s be real here, Jubilee actually has one of the worst costumes in the history of time to begin with, so it’s not this girl’s fault she looks like a lunchlady.

And I leave you with…..ICEMAN!

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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