Will Smith recently told JoBlo that there will “definitely” be a sequel to the financially successful but publicly panned Hancock. Smith hinted that the sequel may revolve around some “unexplored characters” in the Hancock universe. I haven’t seen Hancock, so I’ll reserve judgment, but my boy Sub-Zero is planning a premiere party to celebrate the release of the sequel to his favorite superhero movie ever. I’d go, but I always get turned away by the doorman at clubs. Damn you, hypertrichosis.