Miss March Trailer Makes Me Hope All the Funny Parts Were Too Dirty to Show


The trailer for Miss March is underwhelming, but I’m hoping that it’s because all the funny parts of the movie are too dirty to put in the trailer.  It’s sort of like the first time you hook up with a girl and she’s getting a preview of what’s to come.  You may kiss her neck and fondle her breasts a bit, but you’re not going to stick your finger in her butt until at least date #2.  OK, maybe that analogy doesn’t work perfectly, but i bet Nattyb five bucks I could make an anal-fingering reference in a post.  Pay up, sucker!  On second thought, the analogy does work.  800 on my SAT verbal section, bitches.

As a huge Whitest Kids U Know fan, I’ll definitely be checking this movie out.

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  1. madatoms February 13, 2009

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