No, this picture is not what you’re all going to be very pleased to watch. It’s my gift to you guys to get you over this sullen and hot Wednesday. Speaking of hot. Can we just discuss how hot Jessica Alba is in Sin City? I mean is that some kind of a cruel joke everyone is playing on us? It’s really not fair.
She should never, ever be allowed to play a Go-Go dancer in any movie ever again. It’s just too painful to watch. However, if you’re eyes are ready to be shattered you might want to check out this GIF after the jump….