I know we’re uh, five months away from Halloween, but I found this picture and before I knew it, I had already written a post about it like it was a physical reaction.
Ladies take note, everyone knows Halloween is the one day of the year where it’s socially acceptable to publicly parade around in outfits that would make your father cry.
But all the old favorites are tired these days. Sexy nurse, police officer, fireman, nun, girl scout, Hermione Granger. They’ve all been done. But sexy Ninja Turtles? Are you kidding me? That’ll get you your own post on a website.
Now stop making that stupid duck face and I’ll give you a perfect 10.