I’d seen these cleverly painted USPS mailboxes before, and frankly I’m surprised this is the first time someone has acted this out. Even if I do have a terribly hard time believing that’s a girl under that robe. Look at those powerful shoulders!
I’m pretty sure if the blueprints of the Death Star were left in the hands of the US Postal Service, Darth Vader and the Emperor would be sipping muay tais on the bridge of the battle station right now, in a galaxy far, far away, having cleaned out every Rebellion planet in the sector. How does Darth Vader sip a muay tai? Don’t ask such questions!