Oh no, where do we go? These guys are really into Halo 3, and the production isn’t half bad on this video. We get in game action as well as a sort of, uh, rap video. I love how white kids think that by turning their hats sideways, they’re immediately rappers. Everybody knows that you need a huge gold chain with a giant dollar sign to go with it. Then it’s all just making up some rhymes. Here, I’ll give it a shot:
I write for Unreality and post video game raps,
These dudes can’t flow for sh*t, I’ll smear them like paps,
Maybe I should quit this and start slangin rhymes for cash,
Then I can afford the ointment to get rid of this rash.
Yeah, I think I have a real future. Death Row records should be calling me any minute now. I met Suge Knight in Vegas by the way, and the fact that I lived to tell about it = street cred.