Halo 3 Uber Rap


Oh no, where do we go?  These guys are really into Halo 3, and the production isn’t half bad on this video.  We get in game action as well as a sort of, uh, rap video.  I love how white kids think that by turning their hats sideways, they’re immediately rappers.  Everybody knows that you need a huge gold chain with a giant dollar sign to go with it.  Then it’s all just making up some rhymes.  Here, I’ll give it a shot:

I write for Unreality and post video game raps,

These dudes can’t flow for sh*t, I’ll smear them like paps,

Maybe I should quit this and start slangin rhymes for cash,

Then I can afford the ointment to get rid of this rash.

Yeah, I think I have a real future.  Death Row records should be calling me any minute now.  I met Suge Knight in Vegas by the way, and the fact that I lived to tell about it = street cred.


  1. Mason Storm July 31, 2009
  2. Madison July 31, 2009

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