Girl Advice from Shigeru Miyamoto

Getting advice on the ladies from Mario and Zelda creator Shigeru Miyamoto might seem like getting stock tips from your local delicatessen, but the man has a wife and two kids, so he knows a thing or two about the opposite sex, at least a little bit.

For all you lonely bachelors out there, I would actually advise steering away from Miyamoto’s advice here. Trust me, if you wait for girls to come to you, chances are you’ll be waiting a hell of a long time. Approaching them might not always go so well, but if you’re not a total creep, it’s bound to work at some point.

As for cats? Yeah, he’s totally right about cats. I can’t even pet my parents cats unless they’re asleep, because if they’re up and walking around, they’ll dive under the nearest bed if you even look at them funny.

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  1. What the hell did you do to those poor kitties to make them run at the very sight of you, you monster! Every cat I meet always comes towards me for a pet, totally cute animals ^^.

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