Why yes, this absolutely is the greatest Splash Mountain picture ever taken. Even more so than all the ones where girls flash the camera that Disney is never allowed to show.
No, that’s not just any giant dude going down the waterfall, that is indeed The Rock, bringing his unique brand of enthusiasm to Disney World.
I follow him on Twitter, and every single day I wake up to a tweet that’s something along the lines of “KICK ASS TODAY! THE WORLD IS YOURS MOTHERF****ER! #TEAMBRINGIT.” It’s undeniably motivating to have The Rock digitally boot my ass into gear every morning.