Big Daddy (Bioshock)
The metal behemoth bellows
I rage and unload bullets and fire
Why does he fight so fiercely?
What monster lurks within that suit?
The battle is won
His armor a tomb
A little girl?
You were protecting her
I didn’t know
I would have done the same
Should some stranger approach
I’ll protect her now
Teemo (League of Legends)
How did you get here?
This is a battlefield for gods and demons, conquerors and kings
You are so tiny
What are you?
A badger in a bunny suit?
I don’t understand
Why should you face off against such foes who tower above you?
But then you shoot me in the eye with a dart
And I step on your poison mushrooms
And I remember why I want you dead
Kaiden (Mass Effect)
I didn’t know it would be a choice
When I sent you on that mission on Virmire
You seemed like a nice enough guy
I’m sorry I let you die
Maybe we could have been friends
And explored the stars together
Fought Collectors and Geth and Reapers
Laughed with Mordin and Wrex and Garrus
Saved the entire galaxy
But I really wanted to bang Ashley
And I didn’t feel the same about you
Koopas (Super Mario Bros.)
Not ghosts, not goombas, not bullets, not booms, not piranha plants
Just little turtles
I wonder if Bowser is so mad
Because I’ve been killing his children