Crappy Must See Movie Recommendation of the Week: Showdown in Little Tokyo

If any of you are as big a fan of Dolph Lundgren as I am then you’re gonna love this crappy movie.  Oh and let’s not forget than Brandon Lee stars in this film as well.  You ready for this synopsis?  Here we go.

Detective Chris Kenner was orphaned as a child as his father was in the service and was killed and lived in Japan. Now he is on the trail of ruthless Yakuza leader named Yoshido, who helped establish a small Japanese area in Los Angeles and is now running a drug ring disguised as a brewery. However, Kenner must team up with a Japanese-American detective named Johnny Murata, and he also must protect a witness named Minako who would testify against Yoshido. But what Kenner will soon discover that he will be in a lot more than what he bargained for.

If that doesn’t entice you to watch the movie then perhaps this will.  The girl who plays Minako is Tia Carerre and yes, you see her naked.  Best part about this is that she tries to kill herself earlier in the day, meets Lundgren that day, and bangs him in a hot tub that night.

Other highlight?  For no reason Lee’s character says to Lundgren “you have the biggest d*ck I’ve ever seen.”  WTF?  This move is awesome.

Trailer after the jump….

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzasJPXef0E

What did I tell you?  Is that not a must see?


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  1. J5 March 8, 2011
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