Batman’s Epic Origin Story is Different Than I Remember

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I man, I remember how Batman began when Bruce Wayne was “so affected his strong desire of revenging his parents” but God wanted him to fulfill his will and turned him into Spider-man.

God, I wish this was what actually happened in this bootleg copy of the movie, rather than just being the bootleg description on the back by someone who learned English from a copy of a Judy Blume book with half the pages missing.

Hey, at least they got the title right. And the batsuit doesn’t have nipples despite the Riddler and Mr. Freeze showing up. What, you couldn’t squeeze Burton’s Batman in there too?

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