Unreal (Online) Game Review: Bloons Tower Defense 4
Some days, I stop and look around at what I do for a living, and go “really?” Today was one of those days, when I realized I got to sit down and write a review…
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Unreal Movie Review: Precious
How exactly do you go about reviewing a movie about a poor overweight black girl, abused by her mother and pregnant with her second child, by her father? Is it even possible to criticize it…
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So I Started Watching Modern Family
And by “started watching,” I mean I watched all nine episodes yesterday on the recommendation of some friends and a few critics. One yahoo over at Yahoo! even dared to put it on his “10…
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The 10 Best Movie Trailers of 2009
I shy away from writing top tens as much as I used to these days, but I’m coming out of retirement for something I’m very passionate about, the best trailers of the year. I fully…
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Unreal Movie Review: Ninja Assassin
Ninja Assassin certainly delivers what it promises, and that is a shit ton of ninjas assassinating each other. Unfortunately, what we get is nowhere really near a movie, as it is martial arts stage show…
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V Review: “It’s Only the Beginning”
“My life is AWESOME.” Well, that’s the last of V for a while, as it’s now on its stupidly long break until after the Winter Olympics after only four episodes. All those in favor of…
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Unreal Movie Review: Boondock Saints II
I almost can’t believe this moment came and went. Ten years ago I fantasized about a Boondock Saints sequel the minute after the credits rolled, and I heard that a project was in the works…
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Unreal Movie Review: New Moon
After seeing New Moon, and against my better judgment contributing to its almost-Dark Knight topping massive opening weekend, I think I’m starting to finally see the driving force behind the insanity this series causes. Now,…
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A Collection of 15 of the Best Video Game Cutscenes Ever
As I played through the campaign mode of Modern Warfare 2 last week, I pondered that video game cutscenes aren’t really going to exist pretty soon. With in-game graphics catching up to cut-scene graphics, a…