An Open Letter to Megan Fox


No, this is not another column where I bash a vastly overrated and overhyped actress, rather, this is a letter written by three members of Michael Bay’s crew in response to Megan Fox’s recent comments which call him “Hitler” among other things and describe what a pain he is to work with.

Wellllll it may not be such a big surprise to know that Ms. Fox is a queen bitch extraordinaire.  Read on to be thoroughly entertained.

“This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sourpants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) — easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips’ daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.

But ‘fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew”

WOW. Thoughts?

Michael Bay just posted on his official website this note on the Crew Letter:

“I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.”

[via Olivia Munn, someone else I love]

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  1. lol, i m totally with you man. my friend’s all like damn she the definition of a woman. please… i knew she was a bitch from day one. and btw, she’s pretty, but come on people, she’s not the second coming of jesus. it drives me insane how people idolize retards like her.

  2. I never got the whole Megan Fox thing to begin with. There are literally thousands of smoking hot girls out there that don’t have the attitude or lack of intelligence.

    And say what you want about Michael Bay – I sure do; I hate his movies – but the guy seems like a professional.

  3. Megan Fox sucks. She’s not a very good actress (hence why she’s in Michael Bay movies), and I don’t think she’s deserving of all the attention she gets based on her looks. I mean, yeah, the girl’s hot and I would bang the socks out of her, but she isn’t that hot

    Mila Kunis FTW!

  4. Some may say Michael Bay is a hack. Some may say that Megan Fox is the next Angelina Jolie. Some may disagree with both of those statements. But I think we can all agree on this:
    You don’t crap where you eat. Seriously, Megan? Insulting the guy who gave you your big break? Stupid, stupid move. I’m amazed that Michael Bay is even talking about her returning for Transformers 3.

  5. @Fernando Malk: Not because of filming, no. He was drunk driving, got into an accident, and lost a bit of his finger (thus the mysterious bandage on his hand in the second half of the film)

  6. call me crazy it might be the fact that i have jungle fever or whatever but i never really found megan fox that attractive to begin with . im also not suprised at all that she a bitch she just always had that vibe to me and im sure she know the only thing shes got going for her is her looks/sex appeal (that i dont see) which is why shes making out with a chick or whatever in jennifer’s body and why every time she on camera shes doing something to look sexy like the mvt movie awards licking her lips and winking and shit to the camera but whatever after the transformer movies are over and after people watch jenniers body im sure everyone will figure out she has no talent and she’ll start to make movies where she spends most of them naked so she can sell tickets (by the way have you seen her thumbs??)

  7. Say what you want about Michael Bay and Megan Fox. MB’s movies suck and MF’s a little popstar princess with fame rushing to her head. I honestly dont think shes good looking.

  8. The only thing that surprised me in this article is that Michael Bay seems like a cool guy. That doesn’t change anything about how I feel about the movies, but he seems all right.

  9. Megan fox seriously needs a reality check, how is he going to sit there and insult the person that made her who she is today? So Michael Bay is hard working and wants his movies to be successful, what a crazy thing. Before Transformers it was “Megan who? Oh right that chick off of that disney Confessions movie.” She seems to have no class whatsoever. It comes as no surprise to hear this about her.

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