Chat Roulette: The Movie


Since Chat Roulette became the crack cocaine of the internet over the last month, someone decided to go and make a mini-documentary about it, which you can see above. It’s just a short analysis of the site, and a little bit of a demographic breakdown of the chatters among three very appropriate groups: guys, girls and perverts.

It also features the very unsurprising stat that funny looking guys get nexted all the time, and hot girls never do. Life’s just not fair is it?

I know Madison already wrote about his experiences with Chat Roulette, but here are some of my highlights in my very brief time with the site.

– Getting into a yelling match with Ohio State fans once I told them I went to Michigan. I eventually nexted them out of spite.

– Having a fifteen year old girl do a booty dance for me (something I did NOT request). I’m really glad I don’t have a teenage girl in this day and age of technology.

– A really hot girl chatting for a bit, then panning down to her crotch where sure enough, there was a giant dong. “Epic trap,” she said. Scarring.

– About 50 or so other dongs of various shapes and sizes. I had no idea there were this many insane people in the world who desperately want to whack off in real time in front of random people all over the world.

– A heartbreaking exchange where I talked to a very cute, tattooed Australian girl for a solid twenty minutes, which is like three years in Chat Roulette time. Then tragically, when she lifted up her laptop to take me outside and show me what a real Outback barbecue looked like, we were tragically disconnected, and she was lost to the oblivion. I’m still pretty sad about that.

Nothing good can come of this infernal site.