Chat Roulette: The Movie


Since Chat Roulette became the crack cocaine of the internet over the last month, someone decided to go and make a mini-documentary about it, which you can see above. It’s just a short analysis of the site, and a little bit of a demographic breakdown of the chatters among three very appropriate groups: guys, girls and perverts.

It also features the very unsurprising stat that funny looking guys get nexted all the time, and hot girls never do. Life’s just not fair is it?

I know Madison already wrote about his experiences with Chat Roulette, but here are some of my highlights in my very brief time with the site.

– Getting into a yelling match with Ohio State fans once I told them I went to Michigan. I eventually nexted them out of spite.

– Having a fifteen year old girl do a booty dance for me (something I did NOT request). I’m really glad I don’t have a teenage girl in this day and age of technology.

– A really hot girl chatting for a bit, then panning down to her crotch where sure enough, there was a giant dong. “Epic trap,” she said. Scarring.

– About 50 or so other dongs of various shapes and sizes. I had no idea there were this many insane people in the world who desperately want to whack off in real time in front of random people all over the world.

– A heartbreaking exchange where I talked to a very cute, tattooed Australian girl for a solid twenty minutes, which is like three years in Chat Roulette time. Then tragically, when she lifted up her laptop to take me outside and show me what a real Outback barbecue looked like, we were tragically disconnected, and she was lost to the oblivion. I’m still pretty sad about that.

Nothing good can come of this infernal site.


  1. Madison February 26, 2010
  2. T-rex February 26, 2010
  3. JZ February 26, 2010
  4. matt February 26, 2010
  5. Bjørnulf February 27, 2010
  6. chatroulette February 28, 2010
  7. Velovan February 28, 2010
  8. Thor the Toucher May 1, 2010

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