*THWOMP*

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Has it seriously taken this long for someone to make a Thwomp pillow? Like, this can’t be the first commercially available one right? Who needs fur and patterns on throw pillows when you could have one of Mario’s most easily dodge-able foes?

The pillow is $35 over at ThinkGeek, and yes, is officially licensed by Nintendo. That’s why it’s called a “Thwomp” and not a “Thump” or something.