The Pokebra is Pushing It, Even for Me

It’s a common misconception here that my appreciation for Pokemon is actually a fetish, which I must reiterate is NOT the case. Your girlfriend dresses up in ONE Halloween costume and people get all sorts of crazy ideas.

So yeah, even I wouldn’t be sure what to say if a girl whipped her shirt off and had on the Pokebra underneath. I’d probably stand there transfixed, and then spontaneously break into the Pokerap and then request that she send out Boobachu and then hopefully by the end, Team Rocket would be blasting off again. Alright, I’m done before I take this to an even stranger place.