The Physical Implausibilities of Pokemon


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Pokemon Week continues here on Unreality for no reason at all, leading up to my epic grand finale post Friday, which I promise will be worth the wait.

But first, today we have this infographic, which fact checks a few of the Pokedex entries for the most impressive Pokemon out there. Some can punch as hard a  bullet train, some are 10,000 years old and some have 2400 degree magma in their stomachs. The inevitable conclusion? Pokemon are hax. Of course they are.

Man I’ve been gone too long. Who the hell are these guys on the bottom? What the f*ck is Snorunt? Some kind of Native American spirit god?


  1. WBR April 7, 2010
  2. Paul Tassi April 7, 2010
  3. Drester April 7, 2010
  4. nemryn April 7, 2010
  5. Nonanon April 8, 2010
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  7. Ash April 11, 2010
  8. Cunzy1 1 April 12, 2010
  9. Tom May 10, 2010
  10. manga May 12, 2010
  11. JIGJIG August 2, 2011

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