The Girls of Red Alert 3, aka the First Softcore Porn RTS

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I kind of think this is what heaven is like.

I defy you to look at these pictures and tell me that Red Alert 3 is not going to be the world’s first RTS porno. There have been some cute cutscene chicks in the past games, but this time they have a whole damn stable. And they’re all famous! There’s Autumn Reeser, Ivana Milicevic, Kelly Hu, Gina Carano, Jenny McCarthy and Gemma Atkinson. My favorite is Autumn Reeser (the first three pics below) because I’ve had a crush on her since The OC

Honestly, if you beat the game on “Insane” mode at least one of them probably does a striptease.

(photos via CVG)

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