Dear Lord, I’m not sure how long it took to put something like this together, but I’m thankful someone did. This six minute video showcases not the fifty worst, but the fifty worst ACTED voiceover lines in video game history, you know, before games had like actual plots and casting directors and stuff like that. It’s well worth watching, but if you must skip through, at least watch the top 20.
Also, there’s a game called “Michigan: Report from Hell”? I need to find that, immediately.