I was hesitant to post this as it is pretty goddamn horrifying (Yoshi is my favorite Super Smash Bros. character), but I figure you are all big boys and girls and can handle it.
It’s a brilliant parody of The Godfather, where a stubborn man wakes up to find his prize horse’s head in his bed. In this case, it’s Mario’s trusty steed Yoshi, though I would think his girlfriend being kidnapped by a giant spiked lizard would probably be motivation enough to get his ass in gear.
Note his power star tattoo, and the designs on his bed. It’s the little things. Once again, would love to give the artist credit, but this picture was sent to me (thanks T-Rex) with no other info.