Good Lord Sega, Are You Serious?

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Congrats Sega, you have created the least subtle ad in the history of time. Sexual innuendo is one thing, but the copy of this ad is just flat out absurd. I know you can read the main title, but if you can’t pass the eye exam that is the rest of it, here it is:

“You sit there, eyes glued to the writhing arcade-quality graphics, pulling and squeezing your knob. Now you’re breathing heavily over the digital stereo sound. Now you’re shooting all over the place, but it’s no use…”GAME OVER.”

What the…? First of all, who has ever “pulled or squeezed” a joystick?

In any case, it seems we haven’t grown out of this trend in the least bit. Check out this completely retarded, and similarly themed banned Call of Duty ad after the jump:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG9LLnK3Aks


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  1. Toby August 16, 2010
  2. Sam August 16, 2010

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