This latest Onion video hits home for me, as yes, I’m the type of person who spends no less than two hours on the character creator before every new RPG. And while I have a tough enough time trying to get their cheekbone width and brow height correct, it seems The Elder Scrolls Online has me beat.
In what I believe is a clever bit of ESO marketing, they’ve partnered with the Onion to share that you can not only customized the face and body of your hero in the game, but literally every internal organ, nerve, artery, cell and protein of your character. All of which has a big impact on whether they live or die from the moment the game starts.
I love it. Just watch.