Diablo Himself Reviews Diablo 3

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Why yes, this IS the first time I’m posting a screenshot of an Amazon review as content, but there’s a very good reason. Ascending from hell, Diablo, the Lord of Terror, has decided to review his own game for our viewing pleasure.

I’ve come across a few good Amazon customer reviews in my day, but damn, this is hilarious. It helps if you’ve played the game and you know about it’s various issues from the Auction House to monster affixes to lag problems, but you’ll probably get the idea.

Alright, I have six million gold it’s taken me two months to amass to go and sell for $15 on the Real Money Auction House.