Decisions, Decisions

From an artist whose name I’m just going to assume from that little scribble is “Michael May” comes this rather cool piece illustrating one of Mario’s most profound life choices. Fight Bowser for Peach or Donkey Kong for uh, actually I don’t know, I always assumed that was just an earlier version of Peach.

Which would you go with? Barrels and the occasional fireball seems a lot less scary than bullets, turtles, mushrooms, skeletons, ghosts, bottomless pits and hammer throwing douchebags. Also, I think I’d rather take on King Kong than Godzilla, as that’s more or less what the final fight comes down to.

Although the problem? The quest in Kong never ends. It just keeps going and going until the game glitches and you essentially die of old age. At least the Bowser quest has an END. Although he’ll be stealing her again in the next game most likely.


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