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What the hell are you looking at? A bunch of alien sex toys? No! It’s every lightsaber hilt that you can pick in Star Wars: The Old Republic, the game I might possibly, maybe consider getting at some point in the future. Maybe.
Some are distinctly Jedi, while others are clearly Sith. If I had my pick of the litter I would probably go with the second one in the top row as even if your battery went dead, you could still stab people’s eyes out with it.
But of course the more pressing question is…what color blade? Sith you get exactly zero choices, while Jedi have the other handful of primary colors to choose from. Is black an option? I’d be a big hit at raves.