Black Milk Does It Again

Just in time for me to have already written an article about Black Milk’s nerdy bathing suits comes this new piece, which perhaps is the nerdiest of all.

Actually, since I can’t find it in their store, I have a hunch this may be an older model that was shut down due to copyright infringement by Nintendo, the same way evil George Lucas made them kill all their droid themed suits that put them on the map in the first place.

But if you can track this down, you would certainly be an attention grabber. So far the internet has failed me, as I can’t find any pictures of any girls who have bought this, other than this one model pic above. Unreality legion, go forth and find such pictures! I will shower you in internet points if you find some.

  • banko

    I imagine that pressing start would immediately lead to a game over.

  • anon

    up up down down left right left right A B select start

  • Xin

    Inb4 “I’d like to press her buttons”

  • Newty

    I wonder where the head phone input is? 😉

  • Mark

    Up, Right, Left, Right, Left, Down, A, B, B, A, Start, Poke Phone jack.

  • Xang

    @ newty: just start trying different holes until it fits xD

  • Dave

    Just go to google images and type in Black Milk bathing suits. A shit ton of images comes up with some pretty amazing designs! Like Pac-man and Jaws. The Jaws design is kick ass!