Just in time for me to have already written an article about Black Milk’s nerdy bathing suits comes this new piece, which perhaps is the nerdiest of all.
Actually, since I can’t find it in their store, I have a hunch this may be an older model that was shut down due to copyright infringement by Nintendo, the same way evil George Lucas made them kill all their droid themed suits that put them on the map in the first place.
But if you can track this down, you would certainly be an attention grabber. So far the internet has failed me, as I can’t find any pictures of any girls who have bought this, other than this one model pic above. Unreality legion, go forth and find such pictures! I will shower you in internet points if you find some.