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Look kid, we need to talk. Under that tinfoil and ridiculous gel contraption you call hair, you look like a halfway decent looking kid. For the love of God and your future sex life, please stop with this nonsense before it’s too late.
One picture on the internet might be enough to ruin someone’s social life forever, but I have faith that you can overcome it. But if this turns out to be one of a series of horribly cosplayed video game characters, I would abandon all hope of ever getting a date.
So yes, I’m making fun of you, but for serious, change your lifestyle before it changes you.